Robbed In Rio with Matt McCusker

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Matt McCusker of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" is back without Shane to promote his new Netflix special "A Humble Offering." He brings his publicist in studio who is dressed like a tennis instructor. Matt tells a tale of getting robbed on the beach of Rio De Janeiro while on vacation. Jay and Bob also have stories of prostitution and danger in Latin countries. Bobby and Patrice O'Neal found themselves in hot water in Brazil after they showed too much cash to the locals. | Passport Bros charge money to exploit the women of Cuba under the guise of being pickup artists. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. The Bonfire. Faction Talk Series X-M-103. We got an awesome guest in the house. First time of the Bonfire, I believe. Second time in Bonfire? Not for a long time. I haven't been here for a long time. He's going to be in Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo. It was a long time ago. That was a different bonfire. Wow.
0:22.9	It was when I was a boy.
0:24.0	Yeah, that was just a for a long time. He's going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo. It was a long time ago.
0:21.4	That was a different bonfire.
0:22.6	It was when I was a boy.
0:24.0	Yeah, that was
0:24.6	just a boy.
0:25.4	That was Dan Soder Bonfire. It's told him to say that. We don't talk about that. October 17th and 18 is going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo. After that, Tulsa, Naples, Florida, and Madison.
0:36.0	For tickets and all of us tour dates, go to Matt McCusker.com.
0:38.4	It is the hilarious Matt McCusker.
0:41.2	You do? Tulsa, Naples, Florida, and Madison. For tickets and office tour dates, go to Matt McCusker.com.
0:38.4	It is the hilarious Matt McCusker. You're doing the old Captain Bryan's. What's the Captain Brian? The show you're doing in Naples. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, God. I'm excited, man. No, it's good. You'll have fun, dude. You'll have fun. He'll have fun.
0:52.9	That'll be right.
0:53.6	As long as you've packed.
0:54.5	The club's fine.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.0	What sucks then?
0:56.9	The guy is deplorable. no it's okay you'll have fun dude you'll have fun he'll have fun that'll be right as long as you
0:54.3	the club's fine yeah what sucks then the guy is deplorable no the owner stinks you have to
1:00.7	call him captain nah he does what he does he will insist you call him captain brian i could fall
1:06.1	in line though if he gets me like nautical you know yeah he used to be a captain in command was he
1:10.1	really yeah no he was nope he i'll tell you what he did. He had a boat and he took people on fishing tours, which technically makes you the captain. Matt's special, humble offering premieres on Netflix Tuesday, October 7th.
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