DJ Lou Sober Celebration

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Longtime Bonfire producer and maestro DJ Lou has one year of sobriety, so the gang surprises him with gifts, treats, and a poem by Jacob. | A former member of One Direction performs in the lobby and Jay is unimpressed by all the commotion caused by young fans at SiriusXM. | Big Jay has a sexy idea for Christine this Halloween. He wants her to greet trick-or-treaters without pants and give them a holiday thrill. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	Yo, Tupac.
0:07.0	Rest in peace, dog.
0:09.0	Gone too young.
0:11.0	Yeah, I'm not going to do.
0:13.0	Damn. Yo, how annoying would an old Tupac be, though?
0:17.0	He'd be so gay right now.
0:19.0	He would have never shut the fuck up.
0:20.0	He would be out of the closet being like, listen, bitch. Oh, that'd be great, dude. Just him and Little Naz-X just dragging their dicks across the tiles. Oh, it'd be so hot. Oh, dude, you have to do a feature spot on a Little Nas X song. Yo. Tupac, give me a favor. We can do this thing where you pop out of my booty hole in the video, Satan's booty hole.
0:39.6	Oh. Yo. Tupac, do me a favor. Can you do this thing where you pop out of my booty hole in the video, Satan's booty hole?
0:41.6	Oh.
0:43.8	What do, do, do.
0:48.7	Who's lemonade?
0:50.0	Who's in the fishbowl?
0:51.6	Who the fuck is in the fishbow? Who's causing all that?
0:52.6	We had to walk around.
1:12.7	I hate getting stopped. We got stopped and the guy said, no, you can't go this way. Our guy. Our guy. Did you hear the little girls screeching for whoever the fuck that is? No, there's a zillion girls outside, too, and they're dressed like little fucking whores, and I want to talk to their parents. I I want to talk about their parents it's their fault that I'm thinking those things I'm thinking
1:14.8	out there that's not their fault
1:16.2	that's the parents' fault no
1:18.0	watch your children better
1:20.2	don't let your daughter wear a shirt where you can see your
1:23.3	nipples and pussy that's not my fault
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