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Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Bill Maher and Rob Schneider randomly riff on Jay Leno’s early advice to Rob, Rob’s bad behavior during his sitcom career, why Rob moved to Arizona, how Bill and Rob have both been the butt of jokes on other shows, their mutual love of Team America, Rob’s stint as a nightclub owner in LA, Rob’s big complaint about Patton Oswalt, and what Bill will call his memoirs.

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0:00.0	The staff tells me that you are already on fire.
0:05.0	That's what they, I have been hearing, but they're...
0:08.5	Bless you.
0:09.5	Hey, I gotta tell you, more cameras here than I feel like I'm at the Chinese Embassy, baby.
0:13.3	Let's go.
0:14.3	I feel like we have camera all of you, we have evidence.
0:18.4	Now you tell us all your early jokes on the A.D.
0:22.3	You know what?
0:23.1	Ever since you couldn't play other nationalities, I stopped working.
0:26.8	I got this.
0:27.8	Oh, yes.
0:28.8	You can't play other nationalities anymore.
0:30.4	You did a few of those.
0:31.9	Yeah, because my mom's agent makes me Asian, because they give a shit.
0:36.0	I know.
0:37.0	It's so funny you mentioned it because the editorial I am doing this Friday on real time is about
0:43.5	how casting directors go back to being casting directors and cast the person who's best for
0:51.4	the role and not whether they're profile as a real life person matches.
0:58.7	The role Tom Hanks says he wouldn't do Philadelphia today because he's not gay and the character
1:05.6	is.
1:07.0	It's called acting.
1:08.0	Yes, you're supposed to be able to play people, you're not.
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