Bert Kreischer | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Bill Maher and Bert Kreischer randomly riff on Bert’s favorite joke, how Bert found the end of his Russian mafia stand up bit, Bill’s love of Bad Santa, why Bert took his daughter out of a woke L.A. school, Bert’s love of D.C. cab, why Bert doesn’t follow politics and Bill’s warning about that, whether Jesus existed, and how Bert ran a marathon after partying the night before.

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0:00.0	My wife is like obsessed with you.
0:04.0	Oh, I know. She calls me all the, oh, wait, that's the wrong way to start and relate to it.
0:08.7	No, I, first of all, I'm so thrilled to have you at a bar because I know you know your
0:15.3	way around at a bar.
0:16.3	I mean, I, I already have a drink.
0:18.2	Yeah, I just pointed. I'm waiting to sip it for you.
0:20.4	I was going to have this, you know, you don't drink much, right?
0:23.8	You know, sadly, I do not.
0:26.1	That's the right way.
0:27.1	But, you know, it's, that's, yeah, absolutely.
0:30.3	It's strictly a function of like, you just can't have everything in life and you can't be
0:34.7	66 and drink a lot.
0:36.9	Sixty-not-excuse-these-six.
0:38.7	Well, that's, I thank you. That's part of the reason.
0:41.5	You just can't.
0:42.5	Yeah.
0:43.5	And so, you know, and, you know, I smoked for 20 years.
0:47.4	That was stupid when I stopped.
0:48.7	So you're right?
0:49.7	Yeah.
0:50.7	When I stopped doing that, I was like, everything that I thought I needed it for, I didn't
0:54.8	need it for.
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