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Baby Geniuses

Rob Dubbin / Jim VanBlaricum

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2013

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Today on BG: It's the final episode before the Babies go on an indefinite hiatus! Mourn for them! COLBERT REPORT writer Rob Dubbin shares some writerly tales from the recent Emmy winner. Revenge expert Sebastian Peemuffin (Jim VanBlaricum) breaks down how to get back at people. The Babies may be saying goodbye, but they're not saying farewell! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jim Van Blaricum Rob Dubbin

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses,

0:22.0

tell us something we don't know

0:26.0

welcome to baby geniuses everybody hello babies I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you

0:31.2

for listening this is our this is really our last pre hiatus episode.

0:35.6

Shh.

0:36.6

No.

0:37.6

Right? I mean we don't know when we're gonna report again.

0:39.6

I'll come to LA. Don't worry. Just don't worry about it. I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it. I'm a little worried about it.

0:45.8

Oh, but oh my god how cool would it be if you came to LA? I'm pretty sure my boss wants to be on the show

0:54.7

I don't know if he wants to be on the show or if he just wants to be asked to be on the show. I like it better when guests play hard to get.

0:58.0

Yeah. You mean when they reschedule a bunch of times? Oh, I don't like that.

1:04.0

And yet that hasn't changed my own behavior in regards to other podcasts and interviews.

1:09.0

Really, you still reschedule and cancel all the time?

1:10.0

Oh, fuck!

1:12.0

I have to write someone back about an interview he wanted to do well. I'm such a flake. Oh fuck, I have to write someone back about an interview he wanted to do while I'm here.

1:14.8

Never ask me to be on your, no just kidding.

1:16.5

You should always ask me, but.

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