Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

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Oh hello everyone. Just a quick note to say the Horn Section, that's us, are going on tour this year.

So visit the Horn Section website, W. W.W.W. The Horn Section dot the Horn Section website, W.W.W. The Horn Section.

For details.

We'll be at Durham and St Albans and Swansea and Eastbourne

first of all, but go to the website or Twitter

for all details.

See you on the road!

Hey everyone, slight change to the normal routine today because we're not recording this in

Mark's basement and the podcast dog isn't here.

Instead, we're in a hotel room in

Birmingham room 603 and we're feeling pretty seedy so this is a quieter more

acoustic version of the show let Let's go. One, two, three, four.

Hello, good evening and welcome. Hello, it's time for us to have a lovely time.

We time, the time it took to get to the venue.

It took more time than we thought that it might do.

Joe thought it would take an hour or two.

Well thought the same, but it took 200 minutes because we're in Birmingham.

It took 200 minutes because we're in Birmingham.

It's a porn section podcast.

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