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The Horne Section Podcast

Nish Kumar

The Horne Section Podcast

The Horne Section

James Acaster, Katherine Ryan, Comedy, Taskmaster, Daisy May Cooper, Robbie Williams, Mae Martin, Music, Hank Green, Romesh Ranganathan, Alex Horne, Ed Gamble, Reggie Watts, Tim Key, Greg Davies, Nish Kumar

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year and welcome to another episode of The Horne Section Podcast, your biweekly dose of musical nonsense and anarchic chat with Alex Horne and his band! This week we're joined in the basement by comedian, actor and radio presenter Nish Kumar!

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply.

0:20.0

Check the Uber app. Okay guys let's really make this one count.

0:26.0

One, two, T.

0:28.0

Hello!

0:31.0

Hello!

0:32.0

Good evening and welcome.

0:34.0

It's time for us to have a lovely time.

0:37.0

And we time, the time it took to get the

0:40.0

and you.

0:41.0

It took less time than we thought that might do my court if we're taking an hour or two

0:45.5

Well thought twice that but it only took two seconds because we're in Mars House

0:56.0

It's a phone section podcast. It's a phone section podcast.

0:59.0

It's a porn section podcast. It's a porn section podcast.

1:02.0

It's a porn section. Four Section Park Park Cut. Four Section Park Car.

1:05.0

Hello.

1:06.0

Hello.

1:08.0

And we will never change that theme tune.

1:10.0

I agree.

1:11.0

Yes, Bourgeois.

1:12.0

Guten-arg and good day to all the Earth's nations from us, the Earth's horn section.

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