Welcome to Roasting the Brologarchy, a special spinoff of the high and low podcast.

This is where I recap the most horrifying and cringeworthy news of the week,

roasting the idiots responsible.

All of my sources get posted to my Patreon afterwards so you can go read it all for yourself.

And per usual, it was difficult

deciding what is going to be selected as my dumbest fucking thing I've heard all week. But historically,

how do we not go with Elon Musk and all of these New York Times articles reports about the

level of drug use? And then seeing him once again appear, in my opinion,

to be zooted out of his mind, but with a black eye, head-to-toe doge swag while he's saying,

goodbye, this has been fun. I can't scream from the rooftops any louder that this is not normal.

This is not how any of this should work

at all. So let's roast him. You go and stress me out about my country? I'm going to roast the shit out of you.

It was a very eventful week for the president and first lady. And by that I mean Trump and then

Elonia Musk. By Friday, Elon was standing in the Oval Office with a black eye saying he was done, done with his government service.

But let's talk about the week leading up to that.

On Tuesday, May 27th, he did a CBS interview by he I mean Elon.

And in that interview, he had some criticism of the big, beautiful tax bill that's going to rob from the poor and give to the rich,

etc. We went over this in the last pot. He said he was disappointed to see the massive spending bill,

frankly, which increases the budget deficit, not just decreases it. It undermines the work the

Dutch team is doing. And then in a bit of a Freudian slip, he said, a bill can be big or it can be beautiful,

but I don't know if it can be both. The next day, Wednesday, May 28th, he posts something on his

platform. He's turned into a cesspool. And he said, as my scheduled time as special government

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