Welcome to Roasting the Brologarchy, a special spinoff of the high and low podcast, where I recap the most horrifying and cringeworthy news of the week.

Roasting the Idiots Responsible.

My sources all get posted on my Patreon afterwards, so you don't have to take my word for it.

You can go read everything yourself. Well, you should probably just listen to Lib Tard Media. Nope, I'll get posted on my Patreon afterwards, so you don't have to take my word for it. You can go read everything yourself.

Well, you probably just listen to LibTard Media. Nope, I actually make a point of everything that I tell you about I get from like Reuters or Associated Press or BBC. I try very hard to go for neutral sources of information. Because I don't know about you, but I don't want to be lied to. I get really upset when I find out something was like clickbait or rage bait. Per usual, there's a ton

going on. I'm going to talk as fast as I can, get through as many items as I can. Let's start

with something a little more upbeat before we dive into the pits of hell that is our current

reality, George Santos. Diva down. We got a diva down. We got a death drop.

Jorge Santos was sentenced to seven years and four months. They said 87 months. And I found that so

interesting. It's like only with toddlers and people being sentenced to prison. Do we talk in

months like that? How old your baby? He's 87 months old.

I don't know why we do that with sentencing, but anyway, George was crying. He was weeping and the judge

did not care. The judge is quoted as saying, where's your remorse? Because obviously he feels

bad for himself, but doesn't necessarily, according to the judge, feel bad that he lied to a lot of people.

What did he lie about?

You're asking?

Everything.

Who he was?

What he had done.

Everything.

He pretty much lied and said whatever he needed to say, got money from whomever he could get

money from in order to win a seat in Congress.

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