Welcome to Roast in the Borlaigarchy, a special spinoff of the high and low podcast, and this is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo.

Over the next hour, we will review what I believe to be the most horrifying and cringe-worthy news stories of the week week as we also destroy the people responsible with vicious

comedic rhetoric. Why? Because fascism hates that and somebody has to remind these assholes what free speech

looks like. Also, because it's funny, it's good for our spirits, and in a way, it's an homage to how

Elon Musk wishes he was funny. Let's kick the hour off with a quote from an anonymous Trump official who said to the Rolling Stone, quote,

I've been in the same room with Elon and he always tries to be funny and he's not funny, like, at all.

He's just the most irritating person I've ever had to deal with and that's saying something.

Oh, Elon, that's got to hurt. It really does because I can only imagine how low the bar is in that White House for telling a joke. Now, what is funny to me is how J.D. Bowman... And it's Bowman because we dead name that bitch, if you didn't know. If you're new to this podcast, his name is J.D. Bowman. That's what's on his birth certificate. that's what he would prefer to be called from what I understand. Otherwise, all the things he claims to want to do would seem very hypocritical.

So J.D. Bowman is one more time kicking dust up at China. Last week, he went on television, he said,

we borrow money from Chinese peasants to make things for Chinese peasants. And that, as you can imagine,

did not go over well. The Chinese minister of foreign affairs called him ignorant and impolite.

And this is the second time in a few weeks that another country's minister of foreign affairs

has had to gentle parent J.D. Bowman.

J.D., that's not how you talk to a country that gives a lot of manufacturing goods and products to you.

J.D., that's not how you talk to a country that has you buy the balls when it comes to debt.

J.D., fuck with your couch. Don't fuck with China. The couch is probably made in

China. It's almost the same thing. We all know he went to Greenland and he messed that up real bad.

He taught crap about the Danes. Everything he said was very divisive. Everything he said was very

offensive. It was not good for international relations. So the person who was the head of that

military base, her name is

Colonel Susanna Myers. And she wrote an email two days after he left. And her email was one of

unity. It was talking about the appreciation that she had. I haven't seen it word for word.

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