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The Leo & Danny Show

Roasting an ASMR Girl

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Danny and Leo discuss Jeffery Epstein, and welcome their first guests: Lorenzo (a.k.a., Nerdballer) and Priscilla (a.k.a., Priscilla Moon)

 

Danny's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/dannymullenofficial

Leo's YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTTcsKnU0T_g7sLNvwVzpDg

Nerdballers Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/enz0pr0ducti0ns/videos

Danny's IG: @DannyMullen

Leo's IG: @Leofdot

Danny's Twitter: @DannyMullen

Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

Priscilla's IG: PriscillaMoonCake

Priscilla's Youtube: Priscilla Moon

 

Support the channel!

Patreon▶ https://www.patreon.com/DannyMullen

Cameo ▶ https://Cameo.com/dannymullen

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey people. It's Leo and Danny's show blah blah blah the real thing is I put on one of

0:06.7

Leo's rings to look real cute. It's right. It's not my ring. I bought them a ring. I bought

0:10.9

them those rings. They're now Danny's. I gave them to them. Either this ring is shrunk since you

0:15.1

bought it or my finger is fattened. Everybody if the fingers they get bigger and they get smaller.

0:20.1

Either way I had to use a bit of SPF30 lube all over the ring to get across. Did you get the anxiety taking it off? People freak out, man. I haven't taken it off yet. So that's something to keep an eye on. If it starts getting real tight and swollen and right around this finger around minute 20, Danny might need medical attention. Dickin it off, huh? So, yes. How are you feeling, man? I'm feeling good. I went out with producer Ben to the park this weekend. That's fun. Through around a pigskin. Did you kill it? Put on these glasses. This is the only way that's going to do is justice store. What, do I look good? Wow. Okay. Those are those are those.

0:55.3

I mean,

0:55.7

obviously you don't have it.

0:56.4

You have good eyes.

0:57.3

So those aren't prescription. I told you last week I was thinking about making a run a professional baseball. Yeah, you did. Scratch that. Professional football? Yes. Wow. Really. Ben, you'd be the smallest guy in the NFL as far as weight wait now is there a kicker smaller than

1:10.8

dani shut up none of that matters all that matters is raw talent and I

1:16.0

discipline okay were you were you I discipline is what matters I discipline on either side of the

1:21.7

ball my eye discipline was unparalleled by anybody else currently in the league what do you

1:26.9

mean you just saw the field on defense? Because Ben was playing QB when I was on defense, I faked him out. I would make it, I would like, oh, I'm looking at that Sharpay that's walking past in the park. I'm checking out that oak tree. He would think he had a clear shot to our other roommate Noah. Hand up blocking it. Nice. Badger chasing down a lizard. That's how tight the coverage was on Noah. So speed didn't matter because you've openly admitted that you're one of the slowest guys. It's changed. I've gotten faster. Really? Nobody could escape me. Are you saying because you're in a better shape than your roommates? You're faster than that currently? I'm not a scientist. I'm not a sports physical athlete trainer. I'm fast. You're fat like light like what kind of fast? Dude, I'm saying explosive? I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. Are you just? Leo, a horse can't even look, make eye contact with me when I'm in full sprint. Holy shit. Hey, if they put me on the defensive side of the ball right now, this is what people

2:22.1

would be saying.

2:24.0

T.J. Watt?

2:25.5

Oh, my God.

2:25.9

Aaron Donald.

2:26.8

Wow.

2:27.3

Danny Mullen.

2:28.3

Wow.

2:30.2

I'm going to be one of the top three pass rushers in the NFL.

2:33.2

People don't know this about you, but Danny's a solidly big football fan. I would be the first guy to windmill double-leg sack Tom Brady. He'd be up here. I'd come in just... I'm pretty sure the league wouldn't like that. I'm pretty sure there's something. Everybody has a deal where they can't hurt Tom. You know why they wouldn like it why because they'd have to use three line men covering me oh my god i'd be the

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