We're on. We're on the air.

What's up?

What's up?

Producer Ben just gave me the signal.

We're on.

Producer Ben, man. He's getting a lot of love online. People like him. I haven't seen a speck of that love. One guy, one guy said, if that, he goes, if that fucking guy, Ben tries to sound like Danny and Leo one more time, I fucking hate him. He did say some asshole give you some hate. hate but you know what you know they're you're not they don't boo nobody remember

that reggie jackson does that does ben even say him. He did say some asshole give you some hate, but you know what? You know, they're not, they don't boo nobody.

Remember that.

Reggie Jackson said that. Does Ben even say anything? Usually he's just heckling us or laughing off Mike. Exactly. Some fucking ass, I think one time, you give him the mic every now and then some asshole fucking made a comment. Well, heaven knows. You want the hate though. You want the hate. remember that Ben yeah I don't listen to a word this guy says when I'm walking around the house. So the only time I hear him is, this is my conversations with Ben. A, Ben, podcasting the night. Be there to monitor our audio levels. He does that. And then I pretend he doesn't exist for seven days. Yeah. No, yeah, that's not true. I'm pretty sure you, I've heard you sexually harass him horribly. Well, if I want my dick sucked, I'm not saying I don't use the guy. But here it is. Oh, my God. In our house, there's me. He passed down. Danny Mullen, the celebrity. And then there's two civilians. There's Danny Mullen, the guy who's not worth millions yet, but will be. And who's internationally known, and then there's the two white collar working stiffs, who I don't even recognize as individual people. You called him a white collar working stiff. That's what he is. And I don't respect working. He works for a big tech company. I don't care. And the other guy, you know, the other guy works for a very powerful man. So honestly, your roommates are kind of awesome. They're cockroaches to me. They're lower than cockroaches to me. You're sick fuck. The power has gone to your head. Because they use my old spice in the shower sometimes and they leave a dirty dish or two and they're sick. Well, there's your fucking first problem. You're using old spice in the shower, Danny? I'm a brand loyalist. You know why? Because in fourth grade, some peddling Old Spice guy came in with a manual on puberty and inside the little Ziploc baggies with toothbrushes and I don't think there were condoms. But there was Old Spice deodorings. He said pretty soon our armpits were going to start emitting a stench. And they got me. Pretty soon. And then you were like, were you like, okay, you know what?

I should start wearing deodorant or had you already been wearing deodorant?

I hadn't already been wearing deodorant. And I started it. And when I did start, you can be damn sure the deodorant I chose as Old Spice. Pure Sport. I've been using it since fourth grade. I don't want to do that.

Fourth grade you've been using old

old spice? Wait, they use your

deodorant or your body wash?

I need to make the rounds in

elementary schools and start

plugging them the Danny fourth grade you've been using old spice wait they use your deodorant or your body wash i need

make the rounds in uh elementary schools and start plugging them the danny mullen youtube channel

honestly could we make a clean could we make a clean video at an elementary school i feel like we

could no there's no it'd be hilarious i would still be funny we could fuck with the teachers we could

tell them that they're teaching them the the core whatever the core work what is Is it something called core is what they teach kids now? We could go and just be like against it, adamantly against it and talk to the principals and the teachers. You know I would be too uncomfortable slash aroused to ever set foot on an Christ. You'd be aroused at the other students? I was going to elaborate and get really into that, but I probably shouldn't. This is, I can't. Pedophile jokes. Pedophile jokes, man. They're funny. They are funny. I mean, they can be funny, but you know what? Actually, there was a pedophile joke. I saw this guy named Domerrera. He was like, you look about 17 to a girl in the crowd. He goes, I love the bathia with milk.

Pedify 17, the thing I have, the problem here's Ben, he's getting uncomfortable.

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