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Hysteria 51

Roanoke - The Lost Colony | 17

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Conspiracy, History, Supernatural, Aliens, True Crime, Paranormal, Comedy, Science

4.41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ever put something somewhere and when you come back to get it, it’s gone? Us too. Well, that also happened to artist-turned-governor John White in 1590. Though, instead of losing his keys, he lost a colony of over 100 people including his daughter and granddaughter. How’s that for being born under a bad sign? When John returned to the scene of the crime (?), not only were the people gone, but so were the buildings. The only thing that remained was a wood post with the word “Croatoan” etched into its surface. Where did they go? What did Croatoan mean? And why in GOD’S NAME WAS AN ARTIST IN CHARGE OF A COLONY? Sorry, we let that one get away from us. The H51 I-Team investigates. Plus Conspiracy Bot gets a seat at the table, Gofo tries (unsuccessfully) to convince Brent to read, and the boys share the words to a Jimmy Buffet song you only thought you knew. All of that and more on the podcast that had you at hello, but then kept talking – Hysteria 51.

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0:00.0

The following is the fourth hand production.

0:03.0

Wisten away again in Roanoke Island.

0:07.0

Searching for my large colony. Colony.

0:22.0

Native indigenous people.

0:25.0

people. John Whites.

0:28.0

Life is a

0:30.0

life is a mystery. Confusion is all around us. The truth is out there, but you won't find it here.

0:42.0

Welcome to Hysteria 56. But you won't find it here.

0:43.1

Welcome to Hysteria 51.

0:45.7

Come inside our secret hideaway

0:47.7

as we talk conspiracy theories, mysteries,

0:50.9

and the unexplained

0:52.8

all viewed through skeptical eyes and the blurry lens of a beer bottle

0:58.1

Now here are your hosts Brent Hand and John go forth

1:03.0

colony colony where's the mother-fucking colony?

1:06.0

That's right.

1:07.0

You're doing your college roots proud there, John.

1:10.0

Well, yeah, I think that any time in South Carolina, whenever Jimmy Buffett plays, that's what they're singing along.

1:15.0

It's a silent nod to Roanoke.

1:18.0

That's exactly what it is.

1:19.0

It's the unspoken nod.

1:21.0

That's exactly what it is.

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