Abduction - Barney and Betty Hill | 18
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Alien abductions have a lot in common with first dates. They’re weird, you aren’t sure how they’ll end, and you get touched in fairly uncomfortable places…no, not like the back of a Volkswagen. The first modern, recorded example of these in the US happened September 19th, 1961 in rural New Hampshire. Barney and Betty Hill were on their way back from Canada (of course) when they say they had a close encounter. Did it really happen? If so, what did the aliens want? And why aren’t UFOs referred to as flying pancakes? The boys are joined by author and Mok’bara (Klingon martial art) expert Michael Paul Gonzalez, Conspiracy Bot abuses Flintstones vitamins, and the eerie similarities between aliens and the British are explored. All of that plus Robert Stack’s trench coat on the podcast that you aren’t mad at, just really disappointed in…Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The The hills are alive with the sound of |
| 0:16.0 | A. |
| 0:17.0 | Join us as we travel down the road of anal probes and missing time, with the abduction of Barney and Betty Hill, |
| 0:26.2 | on this week's episode of Hysteria 51. |
| 0:29.1 | Life is a mystery. Confusion is all around us. The truth is out there, but you won't find it here. |
| 0:40.0 | Welcome to Hysteria 51. |
| 0:44.3 | Come inside our secret hideaway as we talk conspiracy theories, mysteries, and the unexplained. |
| 0:51.4 | All viewed through skeptical eyes and the blurry lens of a beer bottle. |
| 0:55.7 | Now here are your hosts, Brent Hand and John Goforth. |
| 1:00.8 | Welcome in Hysteria Nation to another award-winning edition of Hysteria 51. |
| 1:08.0 | Participation Award. |
| 1:10.0 | It's still an award. |
| 1:11.0 | The podcast you listen to in the shower and need a shower after you listen to. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm your host John Goforth, sometimes also referred to as Gofo by my friends. |
| 1:20.8 | With me tonight and for all times. |
| 1:23.0 | That's scary. |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah, that is scary. |
| 1:26.0 | It's my co-captain on this fantastic voyage, |
| 1:28.0 | Mr. Brent, Bowerguard, Pickett, Burnside Hans. |
| 1:31.0 | Thank you for using my full name. |
| 1:33.2 | You haven't been. |
| 1:34.0 | I know, I know. |
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