Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allison and every Thursday we release these special episodes that were calling

classic risk singles.

Each of these episodes features just one story from our earlier years.

If you're new to Risk you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.

This week a story that Sean Kennedy first shared on the show in June of 2013.

Here's Sean now with a story we call Roadside Assistance.

Hi guys.

So I'm driving home for Christmas and it's about 6.30.

I'm on it, I'm 95 going home, there's nothing.

I see a dog and he's looking at me.

I'm looking at him, I don't know where he came from.

When this dog is going to run out in front of my car, he absolutely did.

So he runs out in front of my car, I hear it crinkle crack everything, I freak the fuck

out.

Like I'm in my car, I'm like, I'm in my heart, yeah.

And so then I hear this guy banging on the window and he's like, are you alright?

I was like, whatever you think a redneck is, that's what this guy was.

He's got the tattoos, string hair, the hat, he had a tooth every now and then, like the whole thing.

So I was like, yeah, I'm alright, and I was like, is your probably what's on the window.

So I was like, I can get all the dogs, I can get all the dogs.

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