Hey everybody, it's Dylan here. I want to tell you a road trip story.

A few years ago I was on this big road trip with my wife Michelle, our two-year-old, and Michelle was like seven months

pregnant with our daughter. We stopped at lots of weird places, but one place we stopped was a place

called Babyland General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia.

So, Babyland General Hospital is a place where, well,

it is where cabbage patch kids are born.

There's also like people in surgical scrubs

and these weird fake IVs set up,

all set up next to this field of cabbages that have little baby heads poking out of each cabbage.

This area is called the magic birthing tree.

And in some point, someone inrubs will call out a doctor's name and they will announce that we have a code green. Mother cabbage is now six centimeters dilated.

What happens? this is the start of the birthing process.

They give the cabbage 10 c.

C. C. C. C. C. C.'s.

Imagicillin, some kind of fake cabbage drug. When dilation reaches 10 centimeters, the lights all go down. And plastic crystals at the base of the cabbage begin to glow.

Then a man dressed like a doctor pops out from nowhere,

and a pair of salad tongs

is used to fold back the green fabric cabbage leaves, and the fake doctor reaches his hand into the cabbage and

pulls out a newborn cabbage patch baby and proceeds to slap its fabric behind.

At this point I leaned to my two-year-old son

and I said,

that's what's going to happen to Mama

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