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Childproof

Road Rage

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Yet another episode sponsored in part by MacMillan Audio because they produced Gwenna’s latest book, Thinky Thoughts All Grown Up & Still Just as Confused. You can listen to the full version come April 14th but for now, please enjoy just one more essay. This one is road rage and involves bricks, land boats, cloud-haired women in sensible shoes, and the root of a good chunk of Gwenna’s car-based anxiety. We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠ Get a free cookbook of bonus recipes inspired by Thinky Thoughts. Free with proof of preorder! ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠ Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠ Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠ Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to true spies.

0:02.0

The podcast that takes you deep inside the greatest secret missions of all time.

0:08.0

Suddenly out of the dark that's appeared in Laubman.

0:10.0

You'll meet the people who live life undercover.

0:13.0

What do they know? What are their skills?

0:16.0

And what would you do in their position?

0:18.0

Vengeance felt good.

0:20.0

Seeing these people pay for what they'd done felt righteous.

0:24.6

True spies from Spyscape Studios, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:31.3

Raising a well-behaved child in Israel requires strict, discipline, and punishment.

0:36.0

Today, we will look...

0:37.2

No, the fuck.

0:38.3

We will not.

0:51.1

Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of Childproof and Airwave Media podcast. I'm Gwen Lathland. And I'm Tori Phantom. This episode is brought to you in part by McMillan Audio, the publisher of my new book, Thinky Thoughts, all grown up and still just as confused coming out next week. Yes, April 14th. Next week. I can't even believe it. You've been working on this for so long. But you, listeners, friends, companions, fellow sons of liberty, get another episode, another essay before everyone else. Today, it's road rage. So, Tori, I know you do not have road rage. You know I do not have road rage. But I do not have road rage but i am the if i'm alone in my

1:31.0

car whoever just did something stupid in front of me is just getting the talking to of their life

1:40.0

it's not road rage it's it's road lecture road lectures right like i am just letting them know everything I think about them. They're driving and their mom. Would I say that to their face? Absolutely not. I would probably apologize for being in their way. I'm sorry. I thought that was my lane. Clearly it was yours. My bad. I'm a go because I am non-confrontational to a fault. Yeah. Like that's my thing when I get cut off. And I'm like, that's weird. You can't drive on the same part of the road I'm a go because I am non-confrontational to a fault. Yeah, like that's my thing when I get cut off.

2:02.3

And I'm like, that's weird.

2:03.0

You can't drive on the same part of the road I'm driving on.

2:06.6

Like, I've got nothing.

2:08.6

When my daughter was learning to drive, she absolutely not learning to drive.

2:14.4

Not like in the driver's seat, but like she was 13, 14 years old.

2:18.3

And all of a sudden cars got really interesting.

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