Creamed Corn

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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This episode of Childproof is sponsored in part by MacMillan Audio. Gwenna’s new book Thinky Thoughts hits shelves April 14th and MacMillan Audio produced her audiobook. Gwenna will read her own book to you. And you get a sample here on Childproof. Enjoy this complete essay Creamed Corn from Thinky Thoughts: All Grown Up & Still Just as Confused. Is creamed corn a thinly veiled reference to grown up times? No, it’s a blatant reference to that time Gwenna though she could make creamed corn with cream of celery soup. We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: ⁠⁠Childproofmail@gmail.com⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get a free cookbook of bonus recipes inspired by Thinky Thoughts. ⁠Free with proof of preorder!⁠ ⁠⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠⁠ Video version of ⁠⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠⁠ Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠⁠ Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Grownups, if there's a child in your life who is interested in, curious about, or fascinated by people in places from history,
0:07.7	then my podcast, The Past and the Curious, might just be a hit in your home.
0:12.5	From the invention of microscopes to world-traveling dogs to fashions of the 1890s, goldrush ghost towns,
0:18.5	and audiences going wild for walking competitions, we've got a little bit of it all.
0:24.9	Hosted by Children's Author and Museum educator Mick Sullivan, that's me, the show is fun, funny, engaging, honest, and beloved by kids and parents alike.
0:34.8	Find the past and the curious at all the usual podcast places.
0:40.0	Calling all trivia nerds, Brittany here, and I host the Family Road Trip Trivia podcast with my
0:45.2	best friend Meredith. Is your next car ride looking like a snooze fest?
0:50.5	We've got The Cure, three rounds of awesome trivia every week.
0:54.8	Harry Potter, Disney, science, sports, you name it.
0:57.9	No more silent car troubles.
0:59.9	The Family Road Trip Trivia podcast, connect, laugh, and learn with your kids, big and small.
1:05.6	New episodes every week, wherever you get your podcast.
1:08.6	Search for the Family Road Trip trivia podcast. And I was like, did you eat the spinach? He goes, the spinach. I was like, yeah, the leaves and the soup this whole time. That's been spinach. Wait, that was. Yes, dear. What did you think it was? Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict discipline and punishment.
1:28.4	Today we will look.
1:29.8	No, the fuck. We will not.
1:42.7	Hello and welcome to a special episode of Child Prove and Airwave Media podcast.
1:47.8	I'm Tori Phantom.
1:48.9	And I'm Gwenna Lathland and I'm going to make this episode all about me.
1:53.5	In case you missed it, Gwenna has a new book coming out.
1:57.3	Thinky thoughts, all grown up and still just as confused hits shelves April 14th.
2:02.3	That's available in print, ebook, and audio. I am the narrator if you read audio. Speaking of this,
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