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I have the ring doorbell on my house

and

I don't know why Tracy she loved she was in a rush to leave that's why I knew I like I got to go

I was the one who's supposed to be in a rush to leave it somehow Tracy left before me and I looked back at the ring doorbell like hours later

She ran to her car and I said I know she's only running for a dick appointment

She would not she had her fucking flannel in the wind her belly out running her hair blowing

I was like sprinting you can see how fast I close your door and run to my car

That's oh my god

It's a best thing I've ever seen when you sent me that I was in tears crying. I was like caught

Sprinting to a dick appointment when he's like how fast can you get here?

So oh my goodness too good

Yeah, it makes me sad. I'll never have a video like that in my hey day

Maybe I will maybe

That's where you're going

Alan like this is a great example imagine if Alan was born in France like what would he be like because Alan's like fits that like a

Manly mold don't you think Alan is like a rugged yes like southerner. Yeah, like I'd say borderline

Well, we've corrupted you a little bit in Jersey here

But I would have said had I looked at you. I thought you were like a flannel guy who drinks beer and like yeah has quads

Yeah, yes, and now if he was in like that's hot

But if you stick Alan in Paris and he starts talking like I'm gonna be like we we know

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