Why is that? Why is that? My little Tidley Wings! It is Jackie here. I got a quick favor to ask of all of you guys today.

Thank you so much for listening over the years. We do need a little bit of your help. You could just fill out the survey.

That's in the description of the show today. Or it's also on my Instagram at Jack that worm. That would be awesome.

It's only gonna take a few seconds. I swear all of the information is confidential and we don't take emails or names.

That would help us so much. Thank you guys for everything. Love you, love you, love you. Hit it with page 7!

I'm a crucible! I'm a crucible!

That is not a gun, that is the sound of my Squirty Bird. Watch it!

Oh my Christ! It was a saucy return for Riverdale this year.

It was fantastic. It was everything I wanted in a return.

I can't believe how great that episode was.

It made me really want to go to a cabin and really want to be a teenager having sex.

Like the specific teenage sex really captured the joy of it.

This was very much an episode that is the return to the teen drama.

Yes, and welcome. I think we all needed it.

All of this municipal drama that's been going on with Mayor and the sheriff and all that.

It has its place and it's time. But really what's great about the show is when it captures what teens want to think about,

which is drinking and having sex and being snarky to each other.

They just did that part really, really well. It was the four of them all together.

It was perfect.

Hot Tubbs and jalapeno margaritas.

That's the thing at that age. I was drinking pop-off vodka out of a plastic bottle.

I wasn't drinking a jalapeno margaritas and wine while I played monopoly.

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