Oh mama Mia here I come again it is Riverdale don't worry guys it's not the middle of March

even though Riverdale thinks it is we are talking about the Riverdale recap of the episode

the I'd of March and I think that if you watch the episode or you know it even while listening to this

every time we don't start into a drinking game they say I'd of March you got to finish your drink

which is what I was doing except I was doing it with sparkling water and I gotta say I'm very

hydrated I knew it the second that I saw that the episode was titled the I'd of March was like

let me guess they're gonna say the I'd of March like 20 times in this episode and they did Riverdale

loves nothing more than to pick a completely arbitrary theme and then just hammer you over the

head with it especially when it's a month early this was put out the two days before Valentine's

day why do they do a Valentine's day it makes no sense just just none but can I start I don't

mean to jump the gun here but oh let's jump on sharks and get in the gun if I can jump in the gun

so this was the first episode in the long time that I was able to watch with Gideon and it was nice

because before we started I was like okay so I have to catch you up and then like 45 minutes later

we were like okay so now we can start the episode yeah it's so cute because there was so much has

happened and he was like you don't have to catch me up and I was like I do this for a living I should

be able to do this I should be able to give you a recap but so he has a theory of what is

happening with Jughead's storyline and I hate to say it's so simple and I think perhaps so obvious

that it made me laugh really hard at your three-dimensional chest prediction of like of like meta like

we're in a story and we're not in the story. We're in and we're out and we're out please what does

he think it is? So he thinks that Jughead is faking his own death to get back at the Quill and Skull members.

Oh so oh okay see this would all make okay guys for the people that do not watch Riverdale the

Juslas and Riverdale round up really since we're jumping forward here at the end of the episode

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