Oh baby, are we on a slope to almost scary nowhere on Riverdale right now?

We are talking about season 3 chapter 50 the American dream because men were waiting for it.

We're waiting for the explosion.

We know it's going to come soon.

I am Ali.

Hey, how are you?

Hi Jackie, I'm you know, I'm alright.

I think almost scary nowhere is just a really perfect encapsulation of what's going on

in Riverdale right now.

And it's different than usual because you know, we watch pretty little liars every week

and almost scary nowhere should be the name of that show.

You know, like it takes a long time for shit to happen on that show.

But in Riverdale, usually it's like, oh, one episode of Riverdale and you could have like,

you know, massive life changes in every single, like, you know, Archie gets mulled by a

bear.

And you know, that's just like a normal day in Riverdale.

This is like a thing.

I was just, that was just a part of an episode that barely, barely barely get it.

It was referenced that he was attacked by a bear.

That's true.

But to be fair, Archie has in this last like series of like three to four kind of slow

-ish episodes we've had, Archie has been stabbed.

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