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We're down with a river down round up. We're down with a river down round up.

I'm a crucible. I'm a crucible.

Oh, is it the episode we've all been waiting for? I think it is how gay is Cheryl's gay?

Fucking gay! Oh my god, this episode... I mean, I think the hottest episode yet. If we're talking straight up, hotness? Yeah, this was by far the hottest episode of Riverdale that there has ever been.

Really? Oh yeah. Okay, so I have to start off this Riverdale with a confession, which is I think appropriate since Cheryl is at an unnery.

I come to confess my sins, which is I totally thought that I had watched Riverdale this week. And somehow I hadn't. I blame the pregnancy.

Oh, go ahead! Oh, it's too late to be blaming the baby!

Oh, no, it's inside me.

Because I remember Cheryl going off to the unnery and being like, okay, all right, gay conversion.

And when we started talking about it, and I was like, wait a minute, this doesn't sound familiar. So this week's Riverdale roundup is going to be special for me because basically I'm going to live it through your two's eyes, which is going to be really interesting and trippy.

All right, well let's start off. Let's just go ahead and tell you what happened as far as the caged heat went.

Caged heat. I also missed the fact that they called it caged heat.

They didn't say that. Caged heat was an old series of soft core porn movies about women in prison together.

Oh, now I want to watch that.

So, TT figures out. And by the way, we did find out we did find out TT's real name.

How sexy is her name though?

Antoinette Depaz.

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