I'm not sure if I'm in mourning or if I'm just enraged or if I'm going to slam my face

into a wall until I spontaneously combust. But no matter what, I'm going to keep watching

this God damn show Riverdale. Welcome everybody to Riverdale Roundup. I, you know, the thing

is that like, all right, so you're watching this episode, right? You're watching this episode

so angry. I'm so angry about it. And I'm like, do I take the funny opposite end? Do I

lean in and say, maybe I love this show even more because it's so horrible. But I don't

know, Molly, if I can forgive and forget this episode. Yeah. I, this is going to be a bit

of a backseat show for me because I am not to my great shame. You can tweet at me all you

want about how I would love it. And I know you're right, but to my great shame, I am not a

lover of headwig only because I've never seen headwig. It is, it is a, uh, an ignorant

spot for me. And so I don't have the same steak, but I know what it's like to love a musical.

And so I know what it's like to have a beloved musical not done correctly. And so I am going

to let your rage drive the show. But I will say right at the top here that I feel like in

the way that, you know, while the Titanic sank the, uh, the band kept playing, that really

feels like our relationship with Riverdale right now. We're just going to keep watching Riverdale.

Are the band. I think Riverdale's the band. No, us watching,

us watching Riverdale is the, that entire thing is the band. We are, we are together. The band

and no, we are not the Archies. Although I will throw it out there. I think that Archie's singing

in this specific episode was not the part that made me the most angry. And that's when you know

that a, uh, that an episode has gone so far off the rails that that is not even what maybe

upset. So I'm not going to scream too much about how headwagon the angry inch is not only not the

proper musical or to be shoved into a musical episode of high school show. And specifically this show,

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