I don't know if you're ready for this are you two words for you super powers welcome welcome welcome to

us. Yeah we're a week and a half late and $20 short but I'm here with Jeff Jeff how are you doing?

I'm doing great I mean worse since seeing those episodes but better in other ways. I can see worse

like that because it hurts it hurts my brain it hurts my heart it's the best show on television

and it punishes me for loving it. Sorry to be late guys we were trying to struggle to figure out MJ

schedule and now here we are just going to do a riverdale round of you know who doesn't have

kids that is going to grad school. Yeah so we get to watch two hours of absolute bullshit.

Gobblyguck. We are back so if you guys remember let's go back in time a little bit.

Mm-hmm. Last five episodes were in River Vale which is the alternate universe but somehow and you

know when I'm really glad that it did clarify it and it's one of the only things I think Riverdale's

ever clarified is that it has opened up some sort of portal and now magic does exist in Riverdale.

All of the other shit didn't happen. Yeah forget about it it didn't happen. Nothing else that

happened in River Vale is real except except that he's some key elements except that an additional

alternate version alternate universe version of Jughead was able to call through and make contact

because the very first thing they talk about in the episode is they're sitting around the table

and Betty says I got a call I couldn't make out the voice but it was a man's voice and blah blah blah blah

that's right was that Jughead I mean wasn't a Jughead who made the call in it in episode five

I don't remember I it's very hard to keep these things in your head thank god Jeff is sober really

I think that what you did this and part of the problem that MJ and I have is that both of us are

huge stoners and sometimes we both forget about things but I forget that Jeff has a pin point

memories that like a steel trap yeah like a steel trap pin point steel trap same thing

yeah I'm very scared of it scared of my mind yeah it's just like a black mirror episode that I live in

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