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Welcome back Jeffrey, to River Vale Roundup. Are you prepared?

Nothing could prepare me. No, absolutely not. Why could it prepare you? I don't

know what the fuck happened in this episode and I will say afterwards I looked at

Jeff and I said, do we really have to go talk about this? Yes, it's I don't

know what to say, but all I want to do is talk about it. Yeah, I do want to

start this off by just saying the line from Archie when he revealed himself to

be the big bad. Oh, the big bad. Oh, you mean every time I said the big bad. Yeah, the

big bad when he said and I quote, bro, I know all the secrets of this universe. That's

when we knew that Archie is the real fucking deal, baby. All right, so what are

we talking about here? We are talking about the conclusion of the five episode

arc River Vale and it is I'm going to set the stage for everybody here. Jeff has

been gone for weeks. Yes, Jeff has only seen the first episode of the River

Vale arc. We had a bit of a snag because of the Holly Hayes and I had to go out

of town for work. So I missed episodes two, three and four of River Vale. Right. And the

thing is is that what's crazy about doing a podcast about River Vale is that if your

co-host cannot do it, like the last time you filled in, I literally know no one else

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