I've got my little cold silicone sticky pads under my eyes right now because my eyes burn so bad.

I thought it would be a great idea. I could have got my forehead patch. We could have been the patch gang.

Yeah, put your patch on and talk it out. We'll see how this goes. I make a lot of facial expressions when I talk so I feel like my cheeks are just going to punch these off my face here probably within the first 10 minutes of us doing this program.

Fly across the little chicken stick to the wall, one of those, one of those little like 25 cent machine sticky hands that immediately got covered in every other sort of hair that existed in the world, the handslappies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I've gotten a wealth from those a couple times.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, about the sticky hand slot battle eyes have probably been lost to those have to have to

or at least you'll gain an infection from all of the foreign debris deposits into your eye the moment it hits it.

I guess welcome to the episode everybody. Oh, how's your how's your October going thus far?

Fucking fast. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. What the what is going on? I feel like September is this is a thousand years.

And it's already like the middle past the middle of October by the time this comes out because of a recording a few days early.

I'm scared. I am I am but but oh, do we want to talk about this the at the spooky excursion that we that you and I booked.

Can we have to have been able to stop thinking about the spooky excursion. So we excuse me have you know that I was going to say we have Halloween coming up but that sounded like it's just for us.

Yeah, fuck you guys.

But Halloween is coming up and you know that we do the we do the big one we do the big one.

We are going to an old brothel turned hotel in the Fort Yard Fort Worth stockyards called Miss Molly's and we're staying in a very special room.

We might just see the fighting apparition of Cowboys fight now.

And listen, okay, so the the website we booked off of has videos that tell you all you know they give you a little tour and they say.

What was it you said they she was like going through the decor and she's like here's all the decor and you're open you're like are our only blankets going to be cow hide.

It kind of looks like it I was like noted I'm bringing a blanket because I can't do this.

But yeah, we're going to see ghost cowboys fighting each other and we'll have some EVP action we're going to do the typical ghost hunting kind of stuff and if we find anything well.

I don't know I was going to say if we find anything we'd pop it up but we might just pop up the whole EVP session let you guys.

That's always that sweet that's always that sweet patreon content we dump everything over there and y'all get to.

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