Ridgefield, Connecticut. On September 5th, I will be at the Parker Playhouse, two shows. So come see me after I get Lyme

disease during the day. Come see my new Lyme disease personality. On September 6th, I'll be in Huntington, New York,

Virginia, Richmond. I'm going to be there on September 19th. And then September 20th, I will be in Norfolk,

Virginia. Action! For those of you who have been here with us since the beginning of the podcast, you'll know.

We started with a table.

Then we moved to like a dining room patio table there for a while.

For no other reason then it was white.

And I was told that a white table would bounce the light off your face and make me look less like the Grand Canyon.

So we did that for a while. And then we went to a horse thrown chair, which I loved. But I started

realizing that I was super distracted on the podcast, like talking because my undercarriage was taking

up half the, like I was just like, it was just like an odd angle. So my camel toe is no longer the co-host of the show, you guys.

It is covered.

And we have this gorgeous oak desk.

Someone cut down a real tree so that I could sit here and ponder if the moon landing is fake.

Do we even talk about a lot of Mosque and Donald Trump breaking up?

I feel like I'm trying to keep up with everything that's happening,

but that's probably like completely old news by now. Look, Alam Hussein Donald Trump had a breakup.

L.A. is on fire, which means absolutely nothing shocking is happening. And everything is business as usual. So there's nothing to report at this point. Honestly, nothing is happening right now

in the news that an actual

toddler could not have told us was going to happen. But look, we all, we have to talk about something.

Okay? And I have to take a break on trying to get justice for Shirley Temple so I can get more brand deals.

So let's just, let's find something to be surprised about. Okay. Because there's truly nothing

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