Right to Redress

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week: Right to Redress. Morgan files suit against her sister Sarah. Sarah is getting married in November and asked Morgan to be her maid of honor. According to Sarah, Morgan has an "alternative" style. Sarah would like Morgan to alter certain aspects of her appearance for the wedding. Morgan doesn’t think she needs to change. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Only one can decide! Thank you to Michael Lande for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week, right to
0:06.7	redress, Morgan files suit against her sister, Sarah. Sarah is getting married in November
0:12.9	and asked Morgan to be her maid of honor. According to Sarah, Morgan has an alternative
0:19.0	style. Sarah would like Morgan to alter certain aspects of her appearance for the wedding.
0:25.2	Morgan doesn't think she needs to change. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide.
0:31.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:37.6	When you punish a person for dreaming their dream, don't expect them to thank or forgive you.
0:42.3	The best ever death metal podcast out of Max van Mullen time, both outpacing out live you.
0:46.7	Hail Satan.
0:48.0	Hail Satan.
0:49.2	Hail Satan.
0:50.5	Tonight. Hail Satan.
0:53.6	Hail Satan.
0:54.4	Hail. Hail.
0:55.6	Bail of Jesse Thorn. We swear to them, please.
0:57.3	Morgan and Sarah, please rise and raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the
1:01.2	whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever?
1:05.6	Yes. I do.
1:07.2	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he personally added
1:16.0	piercings before his wedding?
1:17.9	I do. I do.
1:19.3	Very well. Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.
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