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🗓️ 13 May 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. |
0:04.4 | I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne, this week, right of shirts refusal. |
0:09.6 | Lana brings the case against her husband, Daniel. |
0:12.6 | On their next family vacation, Lana wants the family of four to wear matching T-shirts. |
0:18.7 | Daniel and the kids are opposed. |
0:21.1 | Who's right? |
0:22.1 | Who's wrong? |
0:23.1 | Only one can decide. |
0:24.1 | Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural |
0:29.6 | reference. |
0:31.4 | Since it all started in 2013, there have been a ton of clubs, but most of them don't make |
0:35.4 | it past a few months. |
0:37.0 | However, those of us that are successful were a fiercely loyal and protective group of |
0:42.3 | Judge John Hodgman fans. |
0:44.6 | We hang out in the parks with our own clubs and other ones we take over rides, we dance |
0:49.4 | in the back lot, make a lot of magic, and a little teeny bit of mischief, and just enjoy |
0:55.7 | hanging out with other people who are as crazy about Judge John Hodgman as we are. |
1:00.5 | With Judge John Hodgman clubs, you find yourself immersed in a world where Judge John Hodgman |
1:06.1 | is your home and the clubs are your family and friends. |
1:09.3 | Bailiff Jesse Thorne, please swear them in. |
1:11.7 | Lana, Daniel, please rise and raise your right hands. |
1:14.8 | Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you |
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