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This is top light time machine i am Andy Lawson pow pow pow

I'm served a lady so what Welcome along to the latest episode.

This will be the Friday morning episode.

It'll go out on Thursday evening if you're an IFS subscriber,

which of course you should be.

If you're not, why not?

And we're doing this remotely as we quite often do I'm in my

I don't know what I call it box room studio you're in in your rig down there in London, so but you appear to be, uh, you appear to be lying on your bed.

That's right, mate, because today I took delivery just not just like to be honest less than 10 minutes before we began this record.

Yeah. I arrived home to find hidden by the delivery man behind my garden recycling bin out front.

One of the most important deliveries I've had in many a month.

A purchase that I am hoping will change my life.

Who is it?

This is a breakfast tray with legs, right?

Right? That I have obviously, like any man, Andy, man or woman, I have always my whole life dreamt of owning the sort of tray that has legs that you can have breakfast on bed in bed in right and then when I rig

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