Riff Session 25 - Lord Willing, I Won't Wet The Bed [The Comedian Next Door]
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🗓️ 2 January 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
We have (by 'we' I mean 'ME') technical issues still. Bad sound quality and flaky microphones but we perservered. I'll be working to get these issued solved by next week...
Some Lines To Listen For
- "There's no finite amount of ideas."
- "You guys hate mothers."
- "I can connect these dots easily."
- "Is it really okay now?"
- "I was just fascinated by that."
- "A ton of advantages."
- "Cockatoos were too big."
- "Iguanas are taking over South Florida."
- "We have eradicated the Asian hornet."
- "I have scales. I'm a fish person."
- "It's like looking at a golf ball."
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | wondering why you didn't already start because you weren't here already did like five minutes |
| 0:04.5 | of stuff and people aren't going to ever hear it we do it again oh yeah it'll it'll be fresh |
| 0:10.5 | that is that's not abundance mentality joan okay you had to fill me in on that i haven't heard |
| 0:18.8 | i haven't heard that term yet. Abundance mentality. |
| 0:23.3 | Yeah. There is an infinite supply of, in this case, comedy material. And so we don't need to save it or ration it or store it or worry about running out because there is there's more than we can ever use. |
| 0:44.4 | There. |
| 0:44.9 | He said it way better than I would have. |
| 0:46.8 | It sounded like a Protestant nonsense. |
| 0:51.3 | It's kind of weird evangelical. |
| 0:54.0 | Like it sounded like a name it, claim it stuff. |
| 0:58.2 | It's a abundance mentality. |
| 1:01.0 | Like manifesting your prosperity. |
| 1:05.2 | Like when you say it, you know, becomes part of... |
| 1:10.0 | You know, interestingly enough, i was thinking about how there is very |
| 1:16.5 | little difference between myself and my youngest grandson right now which is bridger i was thinking |
| 1:25.8 | about this a few weeks ago how bridger was laying on the floor in the |
| 1:29.7 | kitchen. And I thought, my gosh, this kid, he's not rolling over yet. He can't feed himself. He can't |
| 1:37.6 | walk around. He can't do anything. He is doomed if he wasn't provided for by a more powerful being. And then it occurred to me, |
| 1:52.0 | I am not that much different from him. I think I am because I'm able to address myself and walk |
| 1:59.9 | around. And so that gives me the illusion of some sort of control. |
| 2:03.9 | But at the end of the day, you know, I'm just a, I'm just a, you know, a hair's breadth away |
| 2:10.8 | from being flat on my back, needing somebody to take care of me as well. |
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