muted all of us.

Okay, there we are here.

La la la.

Right.

And do I just, is it just these headphones? I'm not used to these headphones. They sound really weird. Do I sound weird? Or is it just the headphones? You sound normal. I do. Okay. I mean. I'm just not even going to play the intro. Let's just, fuck it, all right. Wait, okay, so we're recording.

We're professionals.

Oh, my gosh.

We're just going to go.

Hello, my friends.

This is Fun Employment Radio or some bastion of it.

I have no idea what's going on.

Oh, my God. There was like the board was playing some old show when I was trying to like sing the themes. It was bad and we couldn't figure it by we meaning me. I've had a heck of a morning. How are you doing? Hi, Rick. You know what I hadn't thought? This is strangely appropriate. You know what I hadn't thought about forever? Um, is, because you're always, you're always going to, you remember that time and it's like, I never remember the time. Oh, like the bag of fingernails. I don't remember. I have no idea what you're talking about, but I, I mean, I assume it's true because it's like I just like because it seems so bizarre because it's too absurd like who would

make that up and also it's just like my brain has just like

like it's true because it's like, just like, because it seems so bizarre.

Because it's too absurd. It's like who would make that up. And also it's just like, my brain has just like, it has forgotten about 85% of the things I've done. But I think I've forgotten about this morning, I mean, I know that I'm like the billionth old person to say this, but it's like, as a culture, it's like, we just like fixate on things and then forget them so quickly now.

Yeah.

And it's like, as a culture, it's like, we just, like, fixate on things and then forget them so quickly now.

Yeah.

And it's like, so up until this morning, I was, like, scrolling through my phone looking for something to listen to, like, my, you know, because it's like, I don't know how you are, but it's like, sometimes I wake up and there's a, sometimes I wake up, like, about half the days of the week, I wake up and there's like a song going through my head in the

morning, and I'm like, which is weird on several levels, it's like if I wake up and there's like a song going through my head in the morning. And I'm like, which is weird on several levels.

It's like if I wake up and there's like a couple weeks ago, I woke up and like Elvis Costella's Allison was just going around in my head. Does it just loop? Like the loop. I get that all the time. And here's the thing. I don't own that song. I don't ever seek that song out. I mean, it's like I have nothing against it,

but it's like, I don't really own it.

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