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Hello friends, it's me Duncan and I'm reporting in from Pittsburgh, somewhere in the midst of the Squarespace Presents You Are God Comedy Tour.

I'm having one of the greatest April's of my life.

Not only have I been given the opportunity to travel around on a bus doing stand up every single night, which is already one of the greatest things ever.

But to add to that insanely beautiful yet unfortunately temporary existence, I have also gotten to do podcasts with three of the top psychedelic luminaries living today.

Alex Gray, Alison Gray and Rick Doblin and all of these podcasts are coinciding with what may be one of the most psychedelic months in human history outside of the month that LSD was synthesized and outside of the month that the first proto hominid stumbled upon a mushroom covered bit of bovine dung growing on the primordial grasslands and shove those mushrooms into its cracked.

Jagged slavering proto hominid mouth hole thus experiencing the very first psychedelic trip, which according to many people led to the expansion of the neocortex and the evolution of language, the beginnings of religion and ultimately led to this incredible time in human history where we are about to bring artificial intelligence to life.

It's pretty cool and this month is particularly psychedelic for three different reasons that I can think of the first being that for the first time they have done brain imaging of a human brain on LSD and this is an incredible thing.

It's always been a mystery what happens to us when that magical substance makes its way into our memory jam, but now we can see that when you take LSD it creates all kinds of brand new connections in the human brain that according to the sound bites I've found on the articles I've skimmed is very similar to the way that an infant's brain works.

So when you're on LSD it's as though you are transforming into a kind of enlightened baby and it's incredible to think and this is something that anyone has thought if you've been around a baby, if you spend any time at all with an infant, one of the first things you think is my god this guy seems like he's on a lot of acid.

They are tripping right they seem like they're tripping no they're not tripping they're just existing in a pure primordial state of connectivity and innocence and that is the exact same state that if you've had a great trip you've experienced and what an incredible relief to slip back into that garden of Eden style state of consciousness when for the majority of your life you've been encased in the terrible neurological thought prison that you call your identity.

That awful series of habituations and concepts of what's right and what's wrong that just surround you like barbed wire around an angel LSD is freed so many of us from that prison and it's incredible to see that that state of consciousness is not some kind of abnormal state of schizophrenia or some kind of state of lunacy or some kind of state of going insane but is actually a return to the person.

The primary consciousness that we all get to experience for a few years in the beginning of our lives and that's a really beautiful thing it's an incredible thing but it also shows us that one thing that we may need to implement in all the hospitals of the United States of America is a kind of vaginal prison that we can put on the vaginas of women who are giving birth.

My picture is a sort of like a solitary confinement cage for babies so that the moment those little darlings get shot out of the vagina they're immediately locked in one of these cages and shipped to penal colonies for infants because every single baby that you are seeing when you're out there to Starbucks or maybe your own baby or whoever may be are experiencing an illegal state of consciousness that the federal government has for many years.

It's deemed so dangerous that they have mandated a five year mandatory minimum for people who dare to allow their minds to slip back into the state of infantile consciousness that according to the federal government is just as dangerous as this experience of injecting the poison of heroin into your veins or snorting crystal meth.

Let's lock up the babies that's one thing that I've learned from this new study on LSD is that every single baby walking on the earth today is a drug offender who should be at least handcuffed so maybe somebody out there who has an entrepreneurial spirit can invent baby handcuffs or vaginal prisons so we can solve this awful problem it kind of explains what's wrong with society right we're all born criminals that's what happens we're born criminals and thanks to the

state we are reeducated and transformed into highly functioning adults who know right from wrong this is one reason that it's one of the most psychedelic months in human history and obviously I'm joking about the baby prisons I don't think baby should be locked up in prisons I think babies should be immediately launched into outer space to some other planet let's get rid of the babies altogether I don't think we should allow them to contaminate our planet

with their awful innocence and complete disregard for all human laws the other reason it's a incredibly psychedelic month is because at this very moment the multidisciplinary association for psychedelic studies which is the organization that Rick Doblin founded is raising money to create to synthesize a kilogram of MDMA because they are doing FDA approved studies which are having great results in which are part of the world's

probably going to lead to MDMA being a prescribable medicine so there are ways that you can now chip in in this historic moment in human history all you have to do is go to the maps website links will be in the comments section of this episode and donate a little money or chip in in some way right now at this crucial time so that we can get this MDMA legally synthesized and continue these very important tests

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