Al Madrigal

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Al Madrigal (the daily show, all things comedy network) talks about what he did before comedy and why hard work is the answer! This episode brought to you by squarespace.com go to squarespace.com and use offer code duncan to get 10% off your brand new web site!

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0:00.0	Hello dear friends, it is I, Duncan Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell
0:04.9	Family Hour podcast being recorded in the luxurious back room of an authentic tour bus
0:11.7	somewhere in Charleston.
0:13.7	We did it.
0:14.7	Last night at 2 a.m. our driver English climbed into the bus and headed down the road.
0:21.7	I still haven't met the guy.
0:23.5	He parks really early in the morning and by the time you wake up he's gone.
0:27.1	So I don't know who he is, what he is, I don't even know if he's human.
0:31.2	Could be a robot.
0:32.2	The bus could be driving itself for all I know.
0:34.8	One thing I'm certain of though is this mattress has got to be at least 80% Jimmy Buffett
0:39.5	jizz and that the simulator that we're currently existing in must be breaking down that I
0:45.3	should enjoy the incredible honor of laying on a mattress that Jimmy Buffett has undoubtedly
0:52.1	filled with a million gallons of DNA as he lays in the back watching satellite TV and
0:59.1	pleasureing himself in between gigs.
1:02.4	Am I certain that Jimmy Buffett has left in the back of this tour bus?
1:06.1	Yes, why?
1:07.1	Because Jimmy Buffett, according to a revision to the United States Constitution, has to masturbate
1:13.2	in the back of every tour bus before it's considered road worthy.
1:18.2	Regardless Charleston is amazing and humid and I already had a conversation with somebody
1:23.4	who told me that Charleston, South Carolina is the holy city and because of this his mother
1:28.9	had been possessed by the spirit of the baby Jesus who told him that he was forgiven
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