Well, well, here we are. We're supposed to be having a fresh new episode of Have Kids, they said.

And my apologies, not for me. Nicole didn't pack her microphone.

Oh, Nicole.

She forgot to pack the microphone.

I said to her, I go, what did you forget?

It's like a microphone and a laptop, but yeah, we're going to be back next week with a bunch of fresh

episodes. You know what she didn't forget?

Probably her edibles, probably her weed, probably alcohol.

Probably all the things she did not forget, but she forgot her microphone.

But her and I have been talking and there's a lot we're going to get to and

Sarah and I just got done with a cross-country road trip so we have stories

Yeah, we did to tell

Everything from you hate when I use the phrase cry baby. I'm losing my mind over it and I'm very I'm about to make you a cry baby.

Yeah, because when the kids are crying I'm like, stop acting you a cry baby. Because when the kids are crying, I'm like,

it's not acting like a cry baby.

Apparently that's a bad thing, so we're going to get to that.

Yo, there's a story about a guy that hit us up.

He caught his teenager having a touchy

feely moment with his daughter and he's like I don't know how to react so we're

gonna tackle that. Sarah was listening to a podcast where the

hypothetical was brought up what if ladies your boyfriend or husband had a

knock on the door and it was was a kid like, I think I'm your dad.

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