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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. On Heo Braves, I'm Ronnie. Hi everybody. Guess what I'm with? He's handsome, he's smart, he's tactile.

But he doesn't feel very good today. His name is Ben Mandelker. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? I'm so sorry food betrayed you.

I know I'm taking this job too seriously because I'm actually on the Lea path right now. I have crazy food poisoning at the moment and the worst part of it because like last night, the sounds, sounds coming out of this body. I didn't even know. I felt like I was possessed.

But the worst part is that while I was going through this hell and continue to go through this hell, all I could think about was Lea. All I could think about was Lea and Thailand, crying, getting an IV. And then I was sad because I was like, I want an IV. But instead I just have to lie here.

Yeah, where is my pet? Where is my pet? She said multiple times. The second I saw Pepsi looking at me, I just knew I was safe.

Where is that for you? I don't have it because Dom's out of town. Normally, Dom would be my Pepsi. But I'm just going through it right now. I'm just trying to stay for.

Of course, when I get sick, I'm like a big wallower. So I really wallow. I usually try to like, it's built into furniture.

Exactly. We're like, oh, I know. I'm just like, I'm in full wallow right now.

And I'm like, oh, God help me. But I'll get through it. It's great because we are doing girls trip today. So you can wallow as much as you want. You know, you'll never be worse than Lea.

You know, I want everybody to remember that just as a bit of self-help. No matter how sorry you're feeling for yourself today, no one is more annoying about it than fucking Lea.

Okay. So just keep that in mind. Well, welcome to the show everybody today, barfing or not.

All of those, all of those of normal stomach privilege. Welcome today as well. We are back on tour this week. So Ben will definitely be eating his saltines because the 21st.

Guess we're going to be we're going to be in Toronto. Okay. Yeah. What they say sold out, but it looks like we've got like 15 tickets left. So keep going to buy them.

So kind of not to show up. Okay. We'll figure it out people. And then the next night, the 22nd will be in Philadelphia at the film.

Yeah. So that's going to be a super fun week for us. Then in May on the 11th, we're going to be in New York City at Town Hall.

It's going to be a great show. It's a big show. It's on Broadway. Come New York. What the hell New York? Come. And then June,

Night Slater will be in Washington, DC at Lincoln Theater, then to finish this all out in June. We're going to do San Diego, St. Paul, Chicago, Columbus, Boston, and Foxwoods,

Casino in Connecticut. So get your ticket to watch it crapens.com. That's also where you find our bonus episodes and our on demand video episodes.

That's where you can see our beautiful faces. Okay.

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