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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens!

The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on your bros. I'm Ronnie.

Because I'm with his name is Man. Hi, man. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Good. How are you, sweet man?

I am I'm really excited and thrilled. I'm feeling all the emotions today.

Well, it's your favorite day. Today, the tickets go on sale. Okay. I know.

I know. Take us one on sale today. Then it's like a little boy Christmas. He doesn't sell the right Christmas. So he doesn't know that feeling, but he does.

Because he's like one right now. Okay. Today our live tour, live tour. Could you imagine? Our recorded tour goes on sale today.

We just pull up a VCR TV combo on stage. Yeah. Our live show schedule was announced today. Find it at Watch What Crappens.com.

We're going to a lot of places. It's going to be super fun. Take us on sale now. Okay. Actually, if you're listening to this on Thursday, January 5th, you'll need the pre-sale code crapens 2020-23.

Okay. But tomorrow, Friday, they're on sale for everybody. And the golden crappies are going to be part of that tour. Okay. They're not worried this year.

They are in Los Angeles at the Wilton Theater. Can't believe they're letting us into that place. But they are suckers. So we're doing that. That we're going to have a lot of really big fun guests for that. So please come join us.

Ben, do you want to go for every city or do you just want to get on with the show? No, I think I know I think this week we should go over all the cities that way because people people may not have listened to Southern hospitality or something like that because everyone listens to different shows.

So I think we should go over all the cities. And while you pull that up, I will say I went, you know, by the way, I first of all, I determined myself worth based on how many tickets we sell. So that's why I'm like a kid on Christmas because I'm like, they like us.

But first of all, kind of amazing. A lot of I just did some of the ticket maps that are just like on ticket master, whatever. And like a bunch of tickets have already been sold. So, you know, it's really, it's really, really exciting.

So definitely buy your ticket because I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on on anything. Yeah, come. Okay. Everybody ready. Yes. Okay. I'm just going to go through the list of the cities. I'll make it quick. Austin Texas Dallas Texas Phoenix Los Angeles Charlotte Los Angeles is the crappies. Obviously Charlotte Atlanta Denver Salt Lake City Seattle San Francisco Toronto Philly.

New York, New York and Washington DC go get your tickets watch what crap and calm. You'll also find links to merch. You'll find links to our Patreon. That is where you get our bonus episodes this week. We're going to talk about Christmas New Year's and all that.

All the high drinks, but went on.

Also, that's where you get these crap and on demand videos. Hi, raw video right now. Today is a crap and on demand video and my face looks insane because we normally don't record on Thursdays. Our schedule changed for the New Year. And I had scheduled a micro needling appointment.

Okay, have you ever had that done, Ben? I thought my green link was your brows. No, that's microblading. Obviously, I brought needle. I saw you got little guy Lebanese brows, but I got my needle. That's where they put little needles and they stab your face with that.

I didn't know that we're going to I went in there. They said we have to numb your faces. What the fuck are you going to do to me? Am I going to cry? And she said, oh, no, that's Texas for you. She's like, I don't know. I guess we'll see. So they never your face. And then they stab the fuck out of you for 30 minutes.

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