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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crab Bans. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on the old bronze.

I'm Ronnie Kerrham and as usual, it's a little different today. I'm here with the gorgeous, talented, thin hair on his headed and birthday.

Newly year minted Mr. Ben Mandelker. Hello, Ben.

Hello, hello, you are so kind in the lies that you tell. Here's some under chin. I'm having receiving it in my under chin.

This is our first crap ends on demand since Thanksgiving. So we are seeing ourselves on camera.

And I'm shocked at what I'm seeing on my end. I'm like, wow, wow, that's a little casserole. I see exactly where it's sitting.

You put a coin here. Actually, because of like the internet connection, I don't know on who's in, but your face is a little fuzzy to me.

So you've got like the Barbara Streisand glow, you know, like the facelift on the lens. So you'll be young forever, Ben.

Oh, good. I needed today. Thank you, everyone, who sent messages and commented on Instagram and everything.

It's been lovely. It's been lovely. It's just lovely to wake up to all that stuff.

I played Animal Crossing and the little animals gave me a birthday party, which is about as close to birthday parties.

I'm going to get in pandemic times. So yeah, I had a squirrel and a goat and a cat got me a pinata and I and the

were cupcakes inside. That's been my day. Adorably sad. So congrats.

But also another great birthday gift, which I put up on Instagram is that I was scrolling through Facebook and

and then Facebook was like someone you might know Simon van Kempen. I was like, that is a birthday gift. Wow. Can I give you a Simon potentially?

Yeah, it's your birthday and there you've got the grim reaper and leather pants.

It's waiting to friend you. Simon van Kempen, wow. Well, happy birthday. Glad you're still alive. Thank you.

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