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Well hello and welcome to Watch Rock Rocker Abings! A podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on GeoBoss!

I'm Ronnie Caram, that's been over there. Hi honey! Hey! How are you? You know it's Monday I'm ready to dive into another week of life. How are you? How are you?

I saw Kyle Richards post where she's like look at me and Denise Richards in the same dress! I was like wow does still all you guys have. So it's not looking great for Real House Oz at Beverly Hills this next season.

Wow! You're even reusing the most lamest or the most lamest wow guys. You're reusing the lamest shit that's ever happened on that show. I'm already scared for your season!

Oh but you know Kyle Richards has been opening up about her nose job. It's funny you know like the only reason why that matters is because in season one she made fun of women who get plastic surgery and you know we are holding her accountable for it 10 years later. So there's that to look forward to also.

And she is the old deviated septum line. I was like what is it like you're what are you in high school? That's what all the girls in high school would say.

Yeah, deviated and jacks.

This weekend I was saying I can't wait to save up money and get a boob job. And so I had to talk to my niece about what boob jobs meant. So that was fun.

Okay so anyway everybody welcome to the show. Still don't have a boob job. Today we're doing Real Housewives of Potomac but on Thursday night we're doing a live show.

So Crappens Live we still can't go out into the world obviously. So we are doing it online. We're doing it on a site called on location live. So it will be on location live.

Slash watch what crap it's okay and you can also get tickets over to our website watch at crappens.com. And if you are a crappens on demand Patreon subscriber you get five bucks off and that's the crappens on demand level which is where you get the videos and all that which we do a couple of times a week.

Okay so check that out and we'll see you guys Thursday we hear that Salt Lake City is fantastic everyone's loving it.

That's the early buzz early buzz is that it's great so we're really excited to cover this and we have a special guest too for the first first 10 or 50 minutes of the show so it's gonna be it's gonna be a bonanza.

Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama is coming on guys okay cats out of the bag Michelle Obama is coming on to ours and Julia Roberts.

Yeah two guests by the way and Reese with her spirit. Yeah and ET.

Yeah. ET both the alien and the and an an an an a camera crew from ET Mary Hart sold camera person from ET.

So there you go.

John Tess actually has given us the rights to the NBA theme song without having to pay anything so we're gonna open up with that song we're play it a few times.

Were you with me oh no you weren't with me one time I went to a party in Hollywood and it was like for okay magazine and John Tess was like the house band and then he at one point he goes

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