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Well, hello everybody and welcome to watch what crap ends the podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on you old brawls.

I'm Ronnie that's been over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you doing today? Getting a little excited over there, Ben.

Oh, yeah, just a nice maelstrom of stress and excitement leading up to the crappies on Friday. It's like, um,

uh, this is the time where I say, why do we do this to ourselves every year? Why don't we just sit down with a printout and just read it?

Why do we make ourselves crazy with these crappy awards? But it's worth it. It's always worth it. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

That elephant you hire. It's going to be amazing. So guys, the crappies look like an aerialist classes.

I'll speak up. I saw a lash. That should have invited. I went to Aladdin Friday night because my friend, um, had some tickets that she wasn't using.

I think she was at the street seeing Sweeney Todd at the opera house. I was like, wow, Swingy life, you know.

So anyway, she gave me in my sister her tickets and we went to Older Heiden. Okay. And let me tell you, I sat through that bullshit for the carpet ride.

What the fuck kind of carpet ride is that? I mean, I get the carpets don't really fly. Okay. I get it.

But I need to believe they do. You can't just, I can't hear like, and then it has a carpet that literally is a big wooden platform with some fringe on it.

Slowly making turns around a stage. Shame on you, Aladdin. Shame on you. Otherwise, very good. Good job, kids.

Many of you are listening to this. Great job. Rihanna has raised the game or has whatever raised the bar for floating platforms. Okay.

So now we expect much more out of our flying carpets. After we saw Rihanna basically doing a performance on a levitating cell phone, you know, we want our carpets also to have the same magic and sneak.

Yeah, true. Yeah, Rihanna really fucked over Aladdin the tour. I'm assuming it's better on Broadway.

I don't know. Things usually are, but yeah, Rihanna really fucked that tour over because no, we're like, we saw Rihanna do this two seconds ago.

And it was much better. Now you're telling that you can only make very shallow U-turns on this. And then they can't light it, you know, because it's being lifted from below.

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