RHONY Season 13 Reunion

Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery

Tv & Film

4.8 • 15K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the cast did actually come together to tape the reunion, but the results were so vile and embarrassing that the network shelved the episode. Luckily, we managed to get our hands on the only surviving audio; so we present it to you here EXCLUSIVELY and uncensored. Listen and enjoy.

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0:00.0	she watched this well
0:30.0	There's so much that happens.
0:33.0	Hi, I'm your host, Andy Cohen.
0:36.0	Welcome to the season 13 reunion of Real Housewives of New York City.
0:43.0	Hi, Ramona.
0:45.0	Hi, Andy. How are you today, okay?
0:49.0	Doing great, Ramona. Notice you're not wearing your mask today.
0:53.0	You know what? I don't wear masks on the ocean.
0:56.0	And you know what? The studio is very close to an ocean. I'm sorry, but that's just geography, okay?
1:02.0	You're Ramona. Hi, Sonia.
1:06.0	Oh, hi, Andy. How's it going?
1:09.0	Great, Sonia. Looks like you got a new face and one new boob. Love both of them.
1:14.0	Oh, thanks, Andy. You know, I've really been working on one of my eyes wasn't closing at the same time as my other eye.
1:20.0	So I ended up getting that done.
1:22.0	And then I noticed one of my boobs was lower. So I actually ended up getting that done too, Andy.
1:27.0	And the magic secret is it was done with the new kind of material that I can also use as a hot pad.
1:33.0	Oh, she's out of control. We need to do an intervention.
1:36.0	We need to do an intervention. Ramona, don't you think she's just out of control right now?
1:40.0	You know what? Sonia's nuts. The other day I was making a macaroni and cheese at my house and she actually took it out with the boob, Andy.
1:47.0	So she may be that, but she's not lying. Guy.
1:52.0	Wow, that's a great story. Hi, Luann. How are you doing?
1:58.0	Happy birthday, too.
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