RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection
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🗓️ 28 July 2021
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54228511
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| 0:00.2 | Watch what happened |
| 0:27.8 | Hello and welcome to UltraCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just |
| 0:37.2 | love to talk about. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm Ben Mandelker. |
| 0:40.0 | You can also find me on the Game Brain podcast. |
| 0:42.4 | If you like board games, you can go check that out. |
| 0:45.5 | Also, if you like Star Wars, you should check it out because one of the ghosts is writing |
| 0:48.8 | the new Star Wars movie. |
| 0:49.8 | How crazy is that? |
| 0:50.8 | That's insane. |
| 0:51.8 | And joining me is the one and only Ronnie Caram who is writing a Star Wars musical that |
| 0:59.5 | he does not have the rights to, but will be better than anything anyone's ever seen. |
| 1:03.2 | I'm just assuming that, right, Ronnie? |
| 1:05.0 | Luke, I'm your daddy. |
| 1:07.1 | Luke, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, daddy. |
| 1:11.7 | You would make a very good Star Wars musical. |
| 1:16.4 | I firmly believe that. |
| 1:18.2 | Oh, I can't keep up with Star Wars. |
| 1:22.9 | I'm crying about daddy issues. |
| 1:23.9 | It's like an episode of Real Housewives of New York City. |
| 1:28.0 | That's so funny you mentioned that because today we're talking of Real Housewives of New |
| 1:31.2 | York City. |
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