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Hello and welcome to Watcher Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just

love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me right now is the one and only world

famous, Mr. Ronny Karam. Hey, Ronnie, how are you? World famous. I love that. I just elevated you.

I don't know if you're just elevated your fame. We are here today. It's a very exciting day.

It's first of all, it's Crapins on Demand Day, so you can come tuning in and watch us, not just

listen. You see a brand new background. I rearranged my desk and now it's by the window so you can see

the little greenery behind me. You might even see some of the construction that's happening. I

apologize if you hear some hammers hammering away, but they're building something right back there.

But anyway, sweet subtle sounds of watch with crap. It's just the sound that's not

hammering. It's just the sound of the spackle going on to Jennifer Edens' face as makeup,

makeup spackle. Anyway, we have announcements, lots of announcements. Next week, as you all

know, next week is the grand finale of our hunky-dory tour, our 10-year anniversary hunky-dory tour.

It's been a huge epic journey and we are ending it in Texas. It's three days in a row. Austin,

Houston, Dallas. Tickets, of course, are available on our website, watchrocrapins.com. But we also

have a programming update. So for Austin, we're going to do the end. My update. It's been

fine. It's been a fun 10 years. Our final recap will be called Empty Jazz and Empty Jable.

In protest of the Shows cancellation. No, so for Austin, we're going to do. We're very excited.

We're going to be doing the Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, which normally we

would have up this week. But I'm going to be traveling home for Passover. And I'm really

excited for it. And I decided I just want to spend that time with my family. And normally,

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