RHONJ: Cow Pageant
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
| 0:06.0 | Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy |
| 0:10.8 | singles through some ranchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. |
| 0:15.8 | Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, |
| 0:20.0 | Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you |
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| 0:30.4 | Christie Wowardy-Dowardy. Kelly Barlow. When she goes Barlow, we go high-low. |
| 0:36.6 | Lagan Bird. You can't have a burger without the bird. Just saying. Okay. |
| 0:41.3 | Ain't no thing like Allison King. Back into Slayertailer. Anna God, I love that banana |
| 0:47.5 | Anderson. Hava Nagila Weber. Sarah Greenwood, she only uses her power for good. |
| 0:53.3 | Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Lisa Wallent. Now that's what I call |
| 0:58.4 | Wallentainment. Hot dang, it's Jessica Dang. Mina Kuchi Kuchi Kuchi. |
| 1:03.8 | And our super premium Patreon subscribers. Susie going to the tobin. Kelly Grant, |
| 1:10.8 | Big Grant Master. Shannon out of a cannon Anthony. The incredible edible Matthews |
| 1:17.6 | Give them home. Miss Noel. And Lizzie Drucker. A fun mother f- |
| 1:23.7 | Miller Lie N |
| 1:49.9 | I'm Ron and Carol LeMand who's does in your dreams and your heart and here I am |
| 1:57.4 | Gull just Ben Mandelker |
| 2:00.1 | Ben Mandelker's apartment which we're in right now currently. Hi, Ben. Hi. I hope you didn't get lost in here |
| 2:06.7 | There are 16 bathrooms and there's 11 foot ceilings and it's just |
| 2:12.5 | It could be a lot to take in oh my god. I see the sky out of you out of your balcony. I got sky too |
| 2:19.9 | But since I'm so high up, it's better than your sky. Yeah. Well Ronnie |
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