RHONJ: Can't See The Forest for the Cheese
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 16 February 2023
⏱️ 106 minutes
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A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns into a fight with Melissa and Teresa. Ben's mic went haywire during this recording. We tried to fix the audio as best we could, but there was only so much we could do. Sorry for the crappy audio!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78750838/
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| 0:06.0 | Life is short, and it's full of a lot of interesting questions. What does happiness really mean? |
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| 0:51.0 | Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just |
| 1:03.8 | love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and I'm here as usual with the one, the only, the mozzarella |
| 1:12.0 | master himself, Mr. Ronnie Kerr, I'm Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hi, I was attacked by an esthetician. She |
| 1:21.8 | said, Hey, you want, can I go a little rough on you today? And that said, Sure, Jesus Christ, |
| 1:27.5 | just get a baseball bat and beat the shit out of me, lady. I look like I've been attacked by birds. |
| 1:32.6 | So sorry for Crapins on demand, but look at me. I look like I've been in a serious fight with birds. |
| 1:38.7 | That's the most appropriate look you can have when talking about real housewives of New Jersey. |
| 1:42.9 | Okay, you're like you're like you're like you understood the assignment as everyone says. Okay, |
| 1:47.0 | you got attacked by birds. And I already talked about Teresa. Okay. Yeah, I look completely crazy. |
| 1:53.1 | You don't look crazy. It was my it was my it was my just to be out of the house because you know, |
| 1:58.1 | I called them to tell the talk and they're like, Oh, it's five days after your positive and you're |
| 2:02.8 | allowed to go out and wear a mask and all this. I don't know how the world has changed that fast. |
| 2:07.4 | I mean, I hide under a bench like if you tell me that you have COVID, I'll hide under I'll hide |
| 2:12.3 | from you for two months. I'm not going near your ass. And the excuse to stay away from people. That's |
| 2:17.6 | what I say. But anyway, today, the good news is that, you know, I'm sorry that you got COVID, |
| 2:25.0 | but I think your timing was impeccable because the Crapies are next week and you'll be great. |
| 2:30.4 | You got out of your system. We got the Crapies next week. Crapies are on Friday. In case you didn't |
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