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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.

I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the one and only Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you?

Hello Benoony. How's it going sweet guy? It's great. Happy new year. Happy new year. Welcome to 2023.

What a liberating new year. You know, I'm old enough that this year I was finally like I'm not doing shit.

And guess what? I'm eating rice crispy streaks from my first meal so I can't pull this. I'm on a diet.

So I'm in my 40s. Every year it's the same thing. Every year's thinner and richer. This time I just said richer able to walk by the end of it. That's it.

Yeah, well, you know, that's a pretty good goal. You know, lower your standards and your year will be great. That's what I say. Low of those standards.

Lower the standards. Well, today we are recapping real housewives of Miami. We're going to do a little sort of like a breeze through episode six and then we'll do a full proper recap of episode seven catching up as best we can.

Because of course peacock dropped a million episodes on us right as we decided to go on vacation. So that was challenging.

But we're catching up. So then later this week we'll have a fresh recap of the newest Miami episode. We will be officially caught up before that though just a reminder in case you didn't hear it already tomorrow.

We are announcing where we'll be going for our 2023 tour. It's very, very exciting. We are so we're just thrilled.

So we'll have that announcement tomorrow and tickets will go on sale shortly thereafter. So stay tuned. Make sure you are following us on Twitter at what crap ends and on Instagram at watch what happens can also follow Ronnie at Ronnie Karen me at Ben Mandelker.

We'll be plattering all the information everywhere or just come back here to this very own this podcast. It's going to be everywhere. So we want to make sure that everyone is up today. So get psyched. We're very excited. And there will be a pre-sell this year as usual. And those are for Patreon members. Patreon is where you find our bonus episodes and our crap and so demand videos which we do a couple times a week.

So go be a member at patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. Pre-sell codes will go out. I think I think Thursday very soon. And then the others will go on sale after that. And all of this of course includes the crappies, the golden crappie awards which we will be doing this year. We're super excited. We're going to be at a huge space in Los Angeles. So come find out. Okay. We'll tell you later.

Now as far as Miami goes. There's a full recap of episode one. Then we did kind of like episodes two through five. Like this is basically what happened. Today we're going to do episode six. We're going to talk about what we can from that and then do a full episode seven.

Yeah, well, let's just dive into it. Shall we enough, enough dilly delying. Let's talk about what's episode six, by the way, was amazing. I feel like it was the best episode of the season. I was cracking up. It was amazing. This whole season has been excellent. Miami is just in such a groove. I know everyone online is really excited about it. I share that as well.

And episode six basically started out with the women still gathering around Lisa. They're in Key West. They Lisa has just broken the news to everyone that Lenny not only that the marriage is over that he actually has a girlfriend and he's bringing the girlfriend around is not hiding it from Lisa whatsoever.

These ladies are screaming. I mean, these are the friends you want when you find out your husband is cheating because she's like, guys, ladies, got somebody and he's with her. Oh my god.

It's like a telenovela like a bomb just went off on a telenovela. They're like, oh, when a lady is flying around.

They're like, oh, jewellery flying around. There's makeup streaming down faces and rivers. You know, it's like, oh, it's so good. Like when you have like like the for me, I imagine the sun, Beverly Hills and I imagine it would be Kyle putting her hand over mouth.

I'm like, are you sure? Is this for real? Oh my god. I then Lisa be like, oh, no, oh my god. But these women, they're just like flipping the chairs.

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