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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one the only Mr. Ronnie Carem. Hi Ronnie. How are you?

Well, hello, Bonnadoodle. Hi, Happy New Year. Well, thank you. Happy New Year to you too. We're actually recording this before the New Year. So I wonder if the New Year is really different. I wonder if we're like, oh my gosh, 2023 and everything's changed.

We're like, every, wow, I mean, who knows what could have happened in the world. I don't know, but like we are recording this ahead of time. We're recording this in December. It is. We're here to talk about real housewives of Miami. So basically peacock dropped a million of these, these Miami episodes on us right in the middle December. Right as we're trying to wrap up and we're going to try to just record like four extra recaps and then release them. We just couldn't do it.

We couldn't do it. And it sucks because these episodes all serve love because I am absolutely loving real housewives of Miami. So I wish we could recap all these things. It's just not possible for us. So as of, as a press time when we're recording this episodes one through five. Excuse me, I'm getting choked up. One through five. I've been released. We did a full recap of an episode one. So we're going to do a quick kind of like

this is what's happened so far between episodes two and five so far. And we're just going to be playing catch up with the show for a little bit. So that's what's going on here.

Yes. So let's just get right into it, shall we? So we should we just do like main storylines. What do you want to do? Yeah, I guess we talked about like the things that we that we could talk. Yeah, storylines. We could break it down by character. How about that? That makes that might make it easier to like sort of get through all this stuff.

I will say that just overall like I'm loving the season. It's so good. I just love this show. I'm going to say it every season, but I just love big boobies big colors, you know, just I love everyone's interactions. I just everything about this show. I'm even liking Larsa this season, which is really weird. Isn't that I've never liked Larsa? Are you liking Larsa? Or is that just me?

Larsa is much better divorced and trying to convince everybody that she's still really rich and making half a billion dollars on only fans, whatever she's doing. She's much more fun is thirsty. Larsa rather than like snottied top of the pile. Larsa, you know, because she was just too snooty. Also, it helps that she came back as a completely different person. I mean, she really doesn't even look like the first Larsa at all. She's had a head transplant.

So that helps. It's like a complete recast. You know, it's like someone at Bravo said, Larsa's not working. Everyone hates her guts. Let's recast her because we like the basic type. You know, yeah, I think she also benefits from being in a multi episode arc with Lisa Hawksy and release is like mad about being accused of having a mortgage, which I just feel like we've seen so many things on the house wise, but we've never seen someone who is like in mortgage denial before.

Like that's such a bizarre thing. Lisa literally does not know what a mortgage is, which is so fucking funny about it. So Lisa also does this fighting. She has this fighting style where she just repeats herself over and over and no matter if somebody new comes around, she'll just start repeating the story to that person.

She's that friend that makes us all freaking crazy with their stories because she never stops. It's like, oh, well, I guess Larsa thinks they don't have a mortgage here. That Larsa said out of mortgage. Oh my god, Mary, so did you hear Larsa said, I need to have a mortgage and then I went out my house.

First of all, you do rent out your house. It's verifiable information on the internet. There's an Airbnb with your house. Yeah, the people posted on Reddit. So thank you, brother real housewives as always, but yeah, like you do rent it. What are you crying about? She has a scene with Lenny, where she's like, get this, Len.

These ladies, I mean, Larsa, accusing me of having a mortgage. And because do you know what a mortgage is? She's like, yes, it's an I wish refundable association.

It's like, that's an IRA. Okay. And that's not what that stands for. Okay, it's a refinancers of Irish settlements. He's like, I don't even know what that stands for. And that's not what it is either.

I know what a mortgage is. Okay, okay. A mortgage is when you go to your friend Morty, and you're like, hey, I need a cage for my pet. It's a mortgage. Mortgage.

That's a parent teacher association, the PTA, and it has nothing to do with mortgages. What are you talking about? Payments and transactions, that just stands for PETA, which is not PETA. It actually has nothing to do with. That's just a very, that just sounds like PTA, which was also wrong.

No, that's an automatic transaction machine. And it's not anybody's auntie. Okay, a mortgage. We have a mortgage, honey. She's like, oh, oh, okay. So, but how dare she?

She's like, no, a mortgage is not a bad thing. I'm just like, oh, okay. So she's been furious because she doesn't know what a mortgage is.

Well, the thing is that he says they have no mortgages, but what he did was he got like a home equity line of credit. I think he said he's like, okay, he goes, could they're having a quote unquote romantic dinner outside. She's like, I can't believe in 12 years.

We never ate outside on the porch before. He's like, yeah, I'm trying to avoid one of ones with you. But he's like, okay, he goes, oh, you know what it was?

I have a home equity line of credit because I thought it would be good to have cash on hand in case I maybe needed it. But I think I've only used it once, which is code for using it all the time, girl.

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