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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker. You can also check me out on the Game Brain podcast. If you like board games, what I do and joining me is someone who is just wonderful.

She was born Ronnie Caram and his name is still Ronnie Caram. What's going on Ronnie? Welcome. Hi Ben. Hi. How are you? You look at how are you?

I'm great. Thank you. So do you. My God, you're wearing the same clothes you wore. I'll watch what happens. My, my, my, my.

Wait a second. So are you. That is so funny. Oh my God. That was so fun. Thanks to everybody who watched us on Watch What Happens Live.

Thank you. Thank you. Really. Good time. And what a time to get to go on that show right after watching Real Housewives.

This episode cracked me up in the beginning. I was like, oh, this is a nice episode. And in the last 20 minutes, I was like, oh my God. This is amazing.

Before we dive into it, let's just remind everyone that today is a crap and on demand episode, which means that if you go to patreon.com slash watch what crap and sign up for crap and on demand.

You can watch us record the episode. You don't have to just listen. So you can see us. You can see our shirts. You can see the pillows behind Ronnie.

You can see the shadow door artwork. You can see a poster of Taylor Swift behind me. It's a whole world.

Sure is, man. So let's dive into some real Housewives of Dallas. Shall we?

Okay. So where we left off. We had a we're at the shaman party. Okay. The dandruff had shaman. That's a low dandruff shaman. And Brandy has told Tiffany that she's really uncomfortable around her because she just can't be her normal race itself.

And always has to watch what she's saying because there's a minority in the rooms. That's been really awkward. Thanks, Tiffany.

Yeah. So, so basically, the cliffhanger is Brandy being like, can we talk privately? I mean, let's talk privately.

And so that was the cliffhanger. Like, what is Tiffany going to say? And when we come back, the dandruff says, well, you guys are going to get to talk tonight. So,

I was like, Oh, okay. That's the Andrews going to solve that for us. She's like, I thought y'all to come to a ceremony tonight because Daring has loved the things prepared, mother.

He has so much prepared. And before you get excited, no, you will not be getting new extensions. Okay. Heart extensions. You'll get spiritual extensions. Yeah. So they have to go in and sit in a big circle.

And the Andrews like, y'all looks so pretty, but I did get everyone calf tans because we all wear white for purity and bleep is love. Sinath is white and there's blue. And you're going to put it.

Fuck all right. I mean, please put these on right now. I'm a different person because I know an extension shaming. Okay.

That's why I didn't come to this. You can't have two thirds of the American flag white and blue. Gotta have the red too.

So, um, I like when they go in to sit with the sh- the shaman that Tiffany's like, um, is there a seating chart? Like that's so Tiffany to like need a seating chart for the shaman.

Well, there we have flow chart and a PowerPoint to go with this. Thank you.

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