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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crappens. The podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBlog.com and the Bantra Blender podcast.

Joining me as usual on this marvelous hump day is the man of a thousand emotions and joys. It's Ronnie Carram from trashtalktv.com and there was Prick Spencer podcasts. What is up Ronnie?

Hello, hello, Ben. Hello, hello, cycling through my thousands of emotions. Yes, all in a three-pig in this day. And a flicker of a second. I'm on one of my hundreds of emotions. I'm excited because we got a nice little write up in LA weekly. We got a nice little write up on KTLA about our live show this Saturday. So cool. Yeah, did you see them? It's really awesome.

So we're really excited about that. Of course, buy your tickets. Go to WatchCrapins.com. Find ticket links there. It's going to be an amazing, amazing show. We're doing scavenger hunt the next day, do an after party, all that good stuff.

The exclusive merchandise and of course we have superstar guests Jeff Lewis and Jenny Poulos and Gage Edward from flipping out. What more could you ask for? Right. Oh, and by the way, we're also giving away a flight from orbits. So like, well, yep, it's going to be flying around.

Someone's going to say, what more can I ask for? I can ask for Keaton to do his eBay job. Okay. That's what I can ask for, Ben. Oh, yes. Well, we've all had Keaton's in our lives before. Have we not? We've all been Keaton's in our life. Have we not? Oh, yeah, I've been super hard. Yeah, I've been to when I was younger. Wow. Gosh, so many things that like my parents would be like, here Ben, like, talk. This person is like pulling a huge favor from me. For us that way.

You could be an intern. All you have to do is call her and then I would never call and then all you have to do is get out of bed. And I'm like, no, no, I mean, at least Keaton was out of bed. And you know, it looked like he had taken a shower and he has glasses, which makes him smart. So I feel like he's still a better son than I ever was to be fair.

She'll deandre only started complaining like a half an hour after she gave him directions to sell stuff on eBay. So let's give it a shot. Let's give it a shot.

All we're saying is give Keaton a chance. No, but in her defense, it was half an hour after she'd left the room and he was already gone. He hadn't even tried. He went back to his room to not eat.

So we're talking about real housewives of Dallas, by the way, in case you're wondering. And that's what we're talking about today as it is Wednesday today is our real houses of Dallas day and also our listener spotlight day. So, hey, yeah, it's exciting. And we're also going to be doing listener spotlight our live show too. So some of you are going to be able to come up on stage.

Um, yes, let's get into Dallas, shall we? Sure.

Leanne's no bull, but all horns. It just hit me that she's still fucking with the trolley even in her opening line because trolley's don't have horns.

It's like every every time I see something new, it's about Leanne starting a fight on the show.

Hong, I'm all horns. I'm like you, trolley, little dinger, little dinger, trolley, want to be a real car. Real bus is doing get stuck on tracks.

So we opened with a close up of a big rubber witch. And I thought, oh my god, finally, they're getting a real woman to be on this show.

It's like the before picture of carries office, you know. Yeah. So it's Halloween time in Dallas and it's getting spooky around these parts because Stephanie is going to be having a big Halloween party. And she's, we see her at home trying to make a signature cocktail, which apparently tastes disgusting. I don't even know what's in it, but I'm sure it's a while.

I mean, I don't day drink. Well, I do day drink. I only want to have friends over. I'm not like a sad person. Well, I mean, I am sad about Brandy, but only just because I can't talk about poop with anyone else. So I have a drink in the day. So that makes me bad.

I love neurotic stuff. I mean, I know. So then her party plan on Rachel comes over and they're trying to figure out what the plan is for the Halloween party and Rachel's like, I have this idea.

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